The Bad

Cycling the Camino – The End

I have been unable to get the energy together to create blog posts via my phone during the last almost 3 weeks of bush tucker trials cycling the Camino Ruta Via de La Plata, veering off to the Camino Sanabres north of Zamora, 960ish kilometres, from Seville to Santiago de Compostela.

Incredibly, the best laid plans of mice and my good self plus those of my cycling supremo companions, came to pass and now, 20 days later I am back in my van on a comfortable campsite in Seville with a café con leche, laptop keys under my fingers and the next few hours set aside to reminisce. It’s actually been cloudy and abit of mizzle – only the 3rd day of this since my arrival in Spain mid-August.

I’ve decided to start with the ending which was mammoth for me in itself.  I had already forseen that taking the bike back on the train from Santiago to Seville would be a challenge given its weight without the battery and unwieldy size.  Add to that the weight I was carrying in my rucksack and bumbag, and the fact of not being able to take this luggage with me to the loo/cafes etc; the need to pass all pieces of luggage through a scanner; the need to change platforms; the journey requiring a change of stations in Madrid, with 8kms between …… Nevertheless, I had obviously thought it was doable.

But before le grand depart, I had to move accommodation in Santiago, my cycling buddies having their own varying arrangements at this point, and made the wrong decision to grab at a single room in a central small hotel on the 3rd floor without a lift assuring the reception that my bike would be in a bag, I could get it up the stairs and convincing them to break their rules and allow me to store it in the room. This was before I then found online a seemingly well-organised bike storage place for 3eu per night; I decided not to change the arrangements I had put in place.  I managed to get the bike in its bag up those stairs, and collapsed on the bed for a time, sweat pouring down my face and everywhere else. The night’s sleep was not good as I struggled to put the getting of the bike bag down the stairs the next morning and impending journey out of my mind. As I recount all this detail I have to laugh from the comfort of hindsight.

The day before departure I went down to the station in Santiago to suss out how things would work.  I was there 1.5 hours early at 9:00am the next day, first in the queue.  I quickly realised that I would have to drag the bike in its bag (a requirement to transport bikes on high-speed trains, and only these would take an e-bike) across the platforms etc, thankfully either smooth tiles or polished concrete.  The bag did survive but would only take one other such journey, which would be without me!!! 

My trusty e-steed and luggage is in the foreground

My train at 10:30am was fully booked, with many pelegrinos of all different nationalities travelling to Madrid with their luggage. I had no idea what the storage facilities would be within the carriage, but having at least got the bike bag into carriage 3 doorway, I then went to my carriage 4 reservation once everyone else had got on, and then was able to move my bag into the generous luggage area of my carriage.  Due to the number of travellers with luggage to scan, the train departed at least 30 mins late.  No problem I thought as there would still be an adequate!!! 1 hour transfer time at Madrid.  I had not taken it for granted that I would get through scanning with 2 bike batteries in my backpack, and total luggage weight well exceeding the rules, so I was somewhat subconsciously over confident by now.  Stage 1 beginning had been successfully navigated.

The journey was as I had hoped, tracking back through the beautiful wooded green hilly landscapes of Galicia.  The train reaching at times 300km per hour.  I could recognise some of the landscapes and locations we had cycled along until Zamora, marvelling at the distance and heights we’d scaled.

For the arrival at Madrid, I had resolved to get the bike out of its bag on the platform, and make it wheelable.  This did eat into the transfer time remaining.  On reaching one of the concourses I selected at random, brain firing like a whirling dervish, I observed chaos all around, major works taking place, and getting to a taxi rank with long queues and no big vehicles, I made the decision that I stood a better chance of reaching the next station in time by cycling, rather than navigating the metro system or finding an amenable taxi driver.  This was based on subconscious assumptions that there would be good cycling infrastructure as per in Seville. Given that my bike was now constructed and carrying the luggage, I had first to find a lift to get it down to street level, not easy in the mele. Following satnav as best as I could, the cycling was hairy, along major thoroughfares with traffic lights every hundred metres, always seeming to be on red, one of which I finally blatantly ran, and I had to re-position my luggage on the bike on one occasion, honked at by a bus driver trying to get down the bus lane. 

I’m sure though that this is nothing compared to the mayhem experienced daily by a good friend on her scooter travelling around Phnom Penh.

Rather than giving into the knowledge that there was no way I was going to get on my scheduled connection, I flew down major thoroughfares at top speed, battery-assisted, brain lacking in function due to knackeredness.  I reached Madrid Atocha station at the time of departure, and behaving as if I still had a chance of unpacking the bike, getting it into its bag, dragging the luggage to the right scanning/platform zone (having found it) in this major station, and getting on my train, I caused damage (only temporary) to the scanning conveyor belt – after the bike had got through successfully.  Then I had to go and get my ticket changed to allow me on the next train to Seville.  By now this was in 30 mins.  Knackered doesn’t go anywhere near describing my state at this stage.

This train looked definitely and thankfully under capacity, but the carriages were two big steps above the platform. I could barely get the bike up them.  I had got confused about the carriage I was aiming for on the new hand-written ticket, convinced it was no 4, which was in effect missing.  I got the bike into carriage 3 which was nearest, and now with 5 mins to go I ran down the platform to ask an attendant where carriage 4 was.  On looking at the ticket together, I now saw carriage 8 was my reservation.  No chance in hell was I getting down the platform.  I took a seat in carriage 3 and then constructed via google Translate my explanatory narrative including that there was no way I could now move my bike bag up the train, as I awaited the same attendant to come and check tickets. Thankfully, that didn’t happen.

A fantastic journey ensued, which I did try half-heartedly to appreciate, through very different dry plains, becoming more varied into Andalucia, only stopping at Cordoba, and the best thing of all was that no-one came and claimed my seat.  Arrival at Seville felt at last reassuring.  I had cycled in and out of the centre from my campervan storage/overnight place twice before, on the city’s good bike lanes, so I decided I would again use my bike to my home from home. 

What a difference in emotional state as I cycled confidently on the final achievable leg to ‘home’ – anticipating re-gaining my van in Area Parking Caravane, bordered by the dual carriageway, a high-speed rail line, and under the nearby airport flight path. What comfort it held out 🤣.  Across the ring road is a retail park. Reassured, having spotted my van and quite a collection of others as I approached the location, I stopped at the McDonalds and enjoyed a Big Mac, ice cream sundae, and an iced tea – only my second drink of the day bar abit of water I was carrying, to minimise the toilet visits. 

My home was there and as I had left it. Next time – just hire a car and do a two-day drive. I’m knackered just having relived all of this and typed it with my still sore arms.

Posted by admin in Equipment, Spain, The Bad

Smile Disappeared as has Baden-Baden for this year

So near and yet so far – approx 30 miles from BB, they completely shut the motorway near Pforzheim, and I was stuck there for 3 hours. Reminded with 2 visits that the onboard loo is why I’v got a campervan. Then the sky went completely dark and grey and the first real rain of the last 3 weeks came down.  Rather miserable.

I managed to get off at the junction near the closure, and go somewhere completely in the opposite direction to the diversion.  This somewhere is a stellplatz in a small town called Muhlacker and I think I was lucky to get one of the 5 designated bays as 2 other vans have had to go elsewhere. I arrived at about 4pm, vehicled-out having been on the road since 7:30.

What’s interesting about these park-ups is the diversity of tribe membership of the occupants who change daily.  Today I have a works van/camper on one side, and on the other 2 young parents in an old duct-taped VW type thing, plus a mini works van,  with their two pre-school children.  Beyond their pitch, there are the older (than I ??!! 😄) German couple in their well-heeled motorhome with electric bikes on the back.  Yesterday, there was a van from Denmark, a German woman who with her van looked like a van-lifer, me, a single elderly man in his significant ‘A’-class van (a caravan with an engine) who helped me out by paying the parking fee with his card in exchange for my cash.  These places are located in all sorts of situations, and in many cases in ‘nice’ residential areas. I don’t believe they would be tolerated by home-owners in the UK, and also interesting is that I haven’t come across ‘traveller’ peoples staying there.

The weather forecast for tomorrow is mostly rain, BB is going abit south, and devoid of campsites other than the base of my last failed attempt to reach the town in the company of my sister. That’s a pre-blog trip full of various happenings, which could be the subject of another post sometime.   I don’t fancy doing the 24-mile cycle ride in the rain, and I do fancy the more space of a campsite pitch this time, so will head north and west going via Luxembourg, France’s Charleville-Mezieres (of eventful trip fame), and Belgium, ready for reaching Dunkerque Friday.

Posted by admin in Events, Musings, The Bad

More ‘non plain sailing’

I spent 3 nights with my old friend Carole and her constant companion Ted on a lovely site ‘L’Olivier in Junas, near the historic small town of Sommieres between Nimes & Montpellier. The good is of course the company and the location, and the fantastic 3m-wide voie verte which runs on an old railway line from Nimes. Sommieres is well worth a visit, and it was fun to happen upon market day on Saturday, 3 km brisk ride on the flat from Junas

However after a 3rd night being dive-bombed by mozzies, this after spending 2 hours before bed with lights on, zapping them, with the essential piece of kit to the left, desperately keeping all net screens in place, hardly wanting to risk opening the back doors to pack stuff up to my garage, enough was enough, time to move on.

I was feeling confident driving. I had this time decided on the route from the map in the old-fashioned way, and it worked a treat, going anti-clockwise on what seemed like a ring-road round Montpellier, to end up on the best road heading to a familiar destination. So on I mused about all the miles and routes I’d covered over the years with very few mishaps. In fact the only damage I caused to Monte 1 or 2 was causing the back door bike rack to be slightly bent on the latter as I reversed onto a pitch and against a tree very momentarily, no reversing camera, at Lake Como, Camping Lazy Sheep – I do like to recall the site’s name :). Actually just checked as I do like to be accurate – it’s ‘Golden Sheep’, only slightly less amusing to me., but lovely campsite.

Despite these driving feats, I had decided to downsize by 1 metre to Blue at 6m for the obvious benefits, not least the maneouvering, so it is with annoyance and a wry smile as I record here that I have caused damage to a wing-mirror and bodywork trying to get the van onto a campsite with very narrow approach road, the side wall of which I unfortunately caught by accident.

The glass of the essential (driving on the right) passenger wing mirror is holding together under sellotape, and the electronic movement controls are still working. The outside housing though has also been affected so this is being held in position with duct tape. I am determined to get it back to the UK for a spare part/fix, having failed to id the required mirror in a Halfords equivalent, and then being subjected to unbelievable sexist service which belongs out of the ark at Poitiers Citroen main dealer, to order the mirror for the sum of 105eu!!

Well-earned cup of tea later, read of my thriller, I beheld what I’ve driven down here for:

Posted by admin in Equipment, France, The Bad

2020 Roundup

Goodbye says it all

Posted by admin in The Bad

LPG Mayhem

Due to using campsites and their electricity upto this trip, I had only put gas into the van on a max of 2 occasions, each time in fear and trepidation, given the heavy duty industrial nature of the whole thing, and the explosion when disconnecting! Add to this the fact that France uses a different attachment to that of Spain and Portugal and indeed the UK. Having very smugly purchased 4 adaptors before leaving, if I wanted to rely on solar and save dosh, I would have to gird my loins and actually use them.

My first efforts involved driving in and out of garages on my non-toll road, hence longer than expected, route from Pau to Carcassone, in increasing frustration until tadah – a supermarket sign indicated the required fuel. Thankfully, the bays were empty, with no-one to observe the activity that then ensued in trying to get the van in the first place alongside the pump, never mind lining up the actual gas inlet; in a nutshell, design of the bays and their approach had patently not envisaged a 7m vehicle even one as narrow as the Sprinter! interspersing minute manoeuvrings with constant in and out of the cab checkings, at one stage I feared that the van had become completely wedged, and that a tyre was going to puncture, the van ‘nose’ was going to get scratched to get it past the pump, and/or the pump would get damaged; sweat dripping, it was also hot, the final manoeuvre to give up on the whole thing but get the van out of the bay, resulted in hearing the sudden escape of water; the outlet pipe had become disconnected from the waste tank, (at least not the full tank of clean water). T(h)ankfully – pun just presented itself – I was able to re-connect it after a fair bit of faff. All this did seem to be done without another human coming anywhere near, so at least my pride was spared. It’s abit difficult to picture if one is not familiar with the real size of one of these vehicles, but causing me lol as I write this, 2 months later.

The story goes on, as this attempt was abandoned, leaving me still in the position of needing to get gas on board. I decided to go to a campsite, connect to electricity and recover from my ordeal in peace and quiet for a couple of days before re-gathering of forces for a new attempt. The day of departure dawned bright and encouraging ready for the assault on the next LPG-supplying garage identified at Carcassone. The pump was easily accessible to drive Monte alongside and the adaptors at the ready. Great. Of the four, only one appeared big enough for the French nozzle – but could not for the life of me work out how to get the two securely connected. Came under further pressure as a small lorry then drew within 2 feet alongside. Fortunately the driver was approachable and pleasant, didn’t want to use the pump, which was unfortunate as my non-correct jargon French established that he also couldn’t really help, although willing. I ran into the service station – do I lock the van and let the man think I didnt trust him? – to ask for help from the only member of staff behind the counter; this resulted in a reasonably kindly but nevertheless gallic shrug of the shoulders and “boff”, and the awaiting constant queue meant he couldn’t come outside to ‘see’; ran back as quick as poss to try again, because the lorry did need Monte to move to enter a building behind the pump. In the meantime, the lorry driver had managed to get a proper connection, but given the lack of motor sound from the pump, no reaction from pressing the big green button, and no instructions beyond what we’d already done, I ran back into the service station, spoke in my best French to the guy again, whereupon I got the key information – in French of course – that the button needs to be continuously depressed; back out to try this – still no motor sound, so called on all my IT support previous experience to do the equivalent switch on/off again, and start from scratch and …….YES; WHAT JUBILATION ensued; the world was mine.

About a month later, being told that at Tarifa a particular service station had LPG, I was over the moon to find that an attendant would put the gas in and I had the correct adaptor for Spain. Success & elation once again.

Fast forward a few weeks, into and out of Portugal, was disappointed to find that the gas pumps at a promising Repsol service station with a helpful attendant, did not seem to have the correct pressure to get gas in. Damn. Not quite depths of despair – as always attempting this when around a third still left.

The fifth repeat of this exercise was even less successful due to failure to get the connection to work, at an unattended station in the Pyrenees.

All that can be said of all this is that practice goes on and confidence remains a long time coming! But the good news? The fridge continues to light, and stay lit, and keep the food cold – see separate post.

Posted by Jackie Barnes in Equipment, The Bad, Van

Alvor & Oh dear

So landed yesterday (Sunday 12/5) at Camping Alvor, in Alvor, Western Algarve, after a really enjoyable 65-mile drive on non-toll roads seeing some of the countryside behind the Algarve coastline. Set up to watch the Race for the Title matches, at the back of the van despite the heat etc, to try and mitigate the noise and the irritation it caused, of the strimming being carried out on pitches around mine. Was achieving this reasonably successfully until all of a sudden there was a sound as if a whole load of earth had been chucked at the bonnet of the van. The strimmer stopped ominously. Basically a stone had been thrown up at my passenger door window, resulting in its complete shattering.

What was originally intended as a 2-night stay, I could see turning into more than that, and my sister had literally just booked a flight out on Sun 19/5 to join me in Lisbon and up to Porto for a week.

Long story short, the campsite have organised through their insurance to get a new window which will have to be sent to whichever service centre in Portimao. It will apparently arrive by tomorrow evening, meaning they’ll fit it Wednesday (hopefully!)

The good is that this is a very nice place to stay – spent 4 hours cycling around and about – to Portimao, and back along coast past Praia da Rocha, and these iconic beaches. There’s lots more to explore/do etc, and the campsite is well set up, given that it has a static caravan ‘permie’ presence. Have a very nice pitch under the trees, and have put the awning out for the first time this season. 🙂

Posted by Jackie Barnes in Cities-Towns, Portugal, The Bad